- What are you doing on this bench with a bank slip and a marker?
- Benchmarking our transactions.
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What do communists and functional programmers have in common? They hate classes.
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I’ll create a programming language named obl. That way, when using a for-loop, I will be obl-iterating.
Why are “i”, “j” and “k” the most used letters for loop variables? Ask Dijkstra.
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I’ve written a movie about insects. Here’s the ant script.
- What are you doing with this bucket of paint at the construction site?
- Making the build green.
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This 162 page guide will cover topics within the field of software architecture including: software architecture as a solution balancing the concerns of different stakeholders, quality assurance, methods to describe and evaluate architectures, the influence of architecture on reuse, and the life cycle of a system and its architecture. This guide concludes with a comparison between the professions of software architect and software engineer.