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The Reality of Developer’s Life

In this post I am going to try to illustrate in a funny way the reality of developer’s life.

This post is a translation of another post written in Spanish.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

When you upload something to production environment:

When you find a problem solution without searching in Google:

When you close your IDE without saving the code:

When you try to fix a bug at 3AM:

When your regular expression returns what you expect it:

When my boss reported me that the module I have been working will never be used:

When I show to my boss that I have fixed a bug:

When I upload a code without tests and it works as expected:

When marketing folks show to developers what they have sold:

The first time you apply a CSS to a web page:

When the sysadmin gives you root access:

When you run your script the first time after several hours working on it:

When you go on weekend and everyone else are at office trying to fix all issues:

When your boss finds someone to fix a critical bug:

When you receive an extra paid if project ends before deadline:

When something that had worked on Friday and on Monday did not work:

When you develop without specifications:

When boss tells me that ‘tests are for those who doesn’t know how to code’:

Have you ever life one of these experiences? I hope so, if not maybe you are not a real developer

PD: Original Source In Spanish
 

Reference: The Reality of Developer’s Life from our JCG partner Alex Soto at the One Jar To Rule Them All blog.

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  • Marco Castigliego

    Jesus that was funny

  • Val Baca

    Some of the translation didn’t come through 100% but it still made me laugh pretty hard…I just want to help out :)

    When you upload something to production environment:

    When you find a problem solution without searching in Google:

    When you close your IDE without saving the code:

    When you try to fix a bug at 3AM:

    When your regular expression returns what you expect:

    When my boss reported to me that the module I have been working will never be used:

    When I show to my boss a bug fix:

    When I upload code without tests and it works as expected:

    When marketing folks show to developers what they have sold:

    The first time you apply a CSS to a web page:

    When the sysadmin gives you root access:

    When you run your script the first time after several hours of working on it:

    When you leave for the weekend and everyone else at the office is trying to fix issues:

    When your boss looks for someone to fix a critical bug:

    When you receive a cash incentive if project ends before deadline:

    When something that worked on Friday and doesn’t work on Monday:

    When you develop without specifications:

    When boss tells me that ‘tests are for those who doesn’t know how to code’:

    When you update a database script and you realize that you have deleted whole database:

  • bells

    funny!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/risingskylight Sky Light

    super funny

  • sunitha raghurajan

    awesome!!!

  • Abrar Nazir

    :)

  • waqar

    That is really damn funny and true as well.

  • http://twitter.com/adil_soomro Adil Soomro

    thats severely awesomely hilarious :D

    • http://www.facebook.com/nzqadri Nabeel Qadri

      kasa :D

      • http://twitter.com/adil_soomro Adil Soomro

        bohat acha hy bhai :P

  • http://www.facebook.com/nzqadri Nabeel Qadri

    Cheers

  • http://www.facebook.com/greenish.heart Shoaib Ahmed

    hahaha.. Very true

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001469164214 István Kabai

    ahhahha XD I’ve never seen better! :D DD

  • http://blog.levhita.net/ Levhita

    El original está en -> http://www.forocoches.com/foro/showthread.php?t=3118617 digo… si vas a citar una fuente… al menos que sea la buena…

  • http://twitter.com/roshansainju Roshan Sainju

    haha. every pic makes full sense .. lol

  • http://twitter.com/ploden Phil Loden

    The marketing one is the best.

  • gbresale@live.com

    damn u arabs love programming!!!

  • Vaibhav Singh

    Great Hit! :D but somewhere it’s true.

  • http://www.facebook.com/daredasatan Bilal Tariq

    best eva mayte.

  • Charlottina

    Dude, your translation is bad, and you should feel bad

  • Edward

    The “original” spanish source is a repost of http://thejoysofcode.com/ and http://this-plt-life.tumblr.com/

  • Vasil

    Anyone knows what is the film from “When your regular expression returns what you expect it”

    • http://www.facebook.com/DrBera Aniket Bera

      Indian Movie – ‘Singham’

  • http://femgeekz.blogspot.in/ Swathi

    Really a nice one :)

  • JohnnyXP64

    still crying from lauging! so damn true! my last project was exactly the

    When you develop without specifications:
    scenario! still loved it thought! :P

    the view was great :D

  • http://twitter.com/Felix_MC Felix Milea-Ciobanu

    anyone know what movie the regex gif is from?

    • http://www.facebook.com/DrBera Aniket Bera

      From an Indian Movie ‘Singham.’

  • http://www.facebook.com/atta.rabi Atta E Rabi

    Hilarious !! specially

    When you develop without specifications:

  • Siva Prasad Reddy

    Man, I never laughed like this… BTW I am now in a position “When you develop without specifications:” :-)

  • Siva Prasad Reddy

    The first time you apply a CSS to a web page: reminds me my first week at office…

    • Melai

      hahaha same here (^_^)

  • http://www.facebook.com/shaiguitar Shai Rosenfeld

    Awesome.

  • Fenix

    Hell that I really meet all situation… orz

  • http://www.facebook.com/smnabil S M Nabeel Dibaji

    Awesome :D

  • jacinth

    this one is an Ugly truth for us HHHAHA LOL

  • http://MaximizingMarriage.com/ Sebs | MaximizingMarriage.com

    Haha! I love these! Can totally relate with many of these! :)

  • PBL

    So funny. I like it, thanks. I am an developer and these images reflect what I am facing day by day. :) )

  • Francesco Casula

    I can’t stop laughing XD

  • bla

    Thats not for “real developers” its for web developers….

    • http://www.facebook.com/ashot.madatyan Ashot Madatyan

      Yeap, seems most of the cases relate to web development. Nevertheless, it was very funny to read through the stuff :) – so true.

      • alyr

        How do you define “most cases”?
        I can see only a few cases that relate directly to web development…

  • http://www.symphonythemes.com/ Symphony Themes

    Haha, great. Highly recommended.

  • LAS

    veryy fun :) )

  • http://www.facebook.com/khuongkd Kiều Đức Khương

    True

  • http://codedincantation.com/ psepheroth

    I’m laughing while reading this. I kinda relate to it. :)

  • http://www.kreativfont.com/ Kreativ Font

    Some of the most hilarious moments I had in a while … thanks!

  • Viet Tran

    It’s exactly :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/ps2503 Piyush Sharma

    Awesome!!!! those are exact expressions that come to my mind….

  • Thoang Tran

    funny !

  • http://www.facebook.com/JackNova Dario Iacampo

    Really funny! Loved the ‘run your script the first time after several hours working on it’

  • http://www.facebook.com/lifeofguenter Günter Grodotzki

    haha sooo true…

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryo.saeba.395 Ryo Saeba

    Anyone know where the scene from “css and html” comes from?

  • http://www.facebook.com/sbillieri Stefan Billieri

    This is my reality too!

  • olanmills

    Haha, that actually made me laugh. Those gifs really worked well lol.

  • http://www.yepinkizi.com/ yepi kizi

    haha.very funny

  • http://twitter.com/Nigh7mar3 Nightmare

    rotfl, that’s a fantastic summary of a developer life.

  • http://twitter.com/oljapametnica Оливера Вуксић

    :D

  • http://dot.mg/ Mahefa Randimbisoa

    Animated GIFS are so horrible. But this could have been a funny post.

  • blupp

    this is reality! thanks for this compilation!

  • http://www.facebook.com/chandanis3 Chandani Singh

    loll!!!

  • http://optimusprime619.myopenid.com/ Optimusprime619

    So this is how it’s gonna look when my whole life flashes before me!

  • http://www.siteup.ro/ Vladi

    Spot on!

  • http://www.facebook.com/michal.lev3 Michal Lev

    lol!!! I mostly relate to:

    When you upload something to production environment:
    When you close your IDE without saving the code:
    When I show to my boss that I have fixed a bug:
    When I upload a code without tests and it works as expected:
    The first time you apply a CSS to a web page:
    When the sysadmin gives you root access:
    When you run your script the first time after several hours working on it:
    ********And the most hilarious “been-there” of them all:***********
    When you update a database script and you note that you have deleted whole database:

  • srini vasan

    When I show to my boss that I have fixed a bug it’s really super. the whole page is very very super.

  • http://twitter.com/zenwalker2008 Zenwalker

    Hahaha really good. Thanks made my day.

  • pooja phopre

    after a long time i have laughed this much.
    great work!
    I m working as a tester. Now I m also having a doubt that my project manager was thinking that i cant work in developer projects and hence he has put me in testing………………………lolz

  • Abhijeet Patil

    simply awesome…LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/troutdude Tony Mancuso

    loved it

  • http://www.facebook.com/Farukh Farrukh Waheed

    Hey, how do you know all that stuff… Are you a developer? :p :d

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gilbert-Midonnet/1038931164 Gilbert Midonnet

    Too funny. I died laughing with these.

  • Jamal

    Hahaha, that marketing one left me in stitches, awesome post!

  • http://agung-setiawan.com/ Agung Setiawan

    after a hard day, this made my day :D

  • yifei

    cool~

  • http://learnjquerywordpress.com/ Karthik

    Excellent!!!!!

  • Charlie

    The last gif for “When you update a database script and you note….” isn’t working. Can someone please update it. I want to keep sharing this with all my friends!

  • Ouadï BELMOKHTAR

    When you close your IDE without saving the code very funny !!

  • http://www.facebook.com/bures79 Josef Bureš

    Love it :) )))

  • http://www.facebook.com/Ritter85 Simo Venäläinen

    This is AWESOME!

  • http://www.facebook.com/vijay.jayaram Vijay Jayaram

    db delete

    critical bug

    no specification

    production environment upload

    friday works-monday dead

  • Lopes

    Somethimes :D

    When you try to fix a bug at 3AM:

  • Selim Üstebay

    very good..

  • crime_master_gogo

    haha this is nice … made me laugh.

  • Baris Oztekin

    “one image worth thousand words”, these animated gifs deserve more, at least two thousands :) )

  • http://twitter.com/fontocean Font ocean

    I am still laugh. Indeed some moment from my past :)



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