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My favourite programming quotes

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I find myself thinking about some of these quotes every now and then and I just wanted to share them here. Some of them are kind of funny but mostly I believe they all should make us think for a second about our job and how many times you’ve been in that situation… If you have some pearl of wisdom ...

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20 Kick-ass programming quotes

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This post serves as a compilation of great programming quotes, quotes from famous programmers, computer scientists and savvy entrepreneurs of our time. Some of them are funny, some of them are motivational, some of them are… just awesome! So, in no particular order, let’s see what we have…

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Humour Time: Programming Puns

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Though not strictly puns, I tried to make them sort-of funny: – What are you doing on this bench with a bank slip and a marker? – Benchmarking our transactions. What’s “on” on Earth? The air conditional. What do communists and functional programmers have in common? They hate classes. “You shall not pass by reference”, said Gandalf to James Gosling. ...

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Quotes relating to System Design

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There are a few quotes I think of when thinking about computer design. These are not specifically about computers, but I think they are appropriate. Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. — Antoine de Saint-Exupery, French writer (1900 – 1944) “Simple can be harder than complex: ...

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Funny Computer Programming Quotes

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I came across a collection of great computer programming quotes at devtopics which is hilarious. My top picks are as follows: “If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.” (Robert Sewell) “C++ : Where friends have access to your private members.” (Gavin Russell Baker) “If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting ...

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Funny Source Code Comments

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I recently stumbled upon an awesome Stack Overflow thread, entitled “What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?”. As you might have guessed, it is a collection of funny source code comments, provided by developers all over the world. Take a look at it, it could definitely make your day. I am reposting here my personal ...

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