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10 team building tips

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                        1. Good Morning When you enter in the office, before sitting on your desk, smile and say good morning to the team. Yes, E V E R Y day. 2. Listen when someone is talking to you. When a team member is talking to you, look him in ...

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Why you should not work extra hours

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There are pros and cons in working extra hours or over time regularly, here is an attempt to list them all. Some are well known, some are taken from my experience, if you know other reasons just comment and I’ll include them in the list.                 CONS: You are going to introduce bugs  ...

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Five Funny Moments in Developer History

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I’ve been working in development environments my whole career, over 30 years. I started out sharing an office that actually had a door on it; yes, that was a really long time ago. I’ve gone from offices to cubes to open spaces. I’ve worked on really large teams, very small teams, and lots of medium-sized teams. I’ve also used waterfall, ...

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The 10 Commandments of Programming

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Patterns 34:29 As Turing descended from Mount Compute – with the two iPads of the testimony in his hands as he descended the mountain – he did not realize that the skin of his blog shone as a result of his Compiling the Code.     Patterns 35:1 Turing assembled the entire Geek community and said to them, “These are ...

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10 Awesome Programming Jokes of all time

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Whats the difference (similarity) between drug dealers and Software developers? Drug dealers: Refer to their clients as “users”. “The first one’s free!” Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff). Strange jargon: “Stick”, “Rock”, “Dime bag,” “E”. Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, more potent ...

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Funny Bugs types

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Incompatible classes when you try to deserialize files generated with old code… Wrong URL setting when you put a wrong rest url in your property file and you receive no messages… Too verbose xml messages when SLAs are not met because your XML messages are too big wasting time in serialization and deserialization… Production with no tests when you go ...

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Funny Video – Java vs. .NET parody

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Hello fellow geeks, As you might have noticed, we are quite keen on humour here at Java Code Geeks. We believe that a break for some good laughs goes a long way and thus it is always welcome. For that reason, we have featured in the past a list of funny source code comments and some short videos depicting the ...

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The Reality of Developer’s Life

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In this post I am going to try to illustrate in a funny way the reality of developer’s life. This post is a translation of another post written in Spanish. When you upload something to production environment: When you find a problem solution without searching in Google: When you close your IDE without saving the code: When you try to ...

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20 Kick-ass programming quotes

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This post serves as a compilation of great programming quotes, quotes from famous programmers, computer scientists and savvy entrepreneurs of our time. Some of them are funny, some of them are motivational, some of them are… just awesome! So, in no particular order, let’s see what we have…

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