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Five Funny Moments in Developer History

I’ve been working in development environments my whole career, over 30 years. I started out sharing an office that actually had a door on it; yes, that was a really long time ago. I’ve gone from offices to cubes to open spaces ...
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The 10 Commandments of Programming

Patterns 34:29 As Turing descended from Mount Compute – with the two iPads of the testimony in his hands as he descended the mountain – he did not realize that the skin of his blog shone as a result of his Compiling the Code. ...
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10 Awesome Programming Jokes of all time

Whats the difference (similarity) between drug dealers and Software developers? Drug dealers: Refer to their clients as “users”. “The first one’s free!” Have important South-East Asian connections (to ...
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Funny Bugs types

Incompatible classes when you try to deserialize files generated with old code…Wrong URL setting when you put a wrong rest url in your property file and you receive no messages…Too verbose xml messages when SLAs ar ...
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Funny Video – Java vs. .NET parody

Hello fellow geeks, As you might have noticed, we are quite keen on humour here at Java Code Geeks. We believe that a break for some good laughs goes a long way and thus it is always welcome. For that reason, we have featured in t ...
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You rock my hello world_ : Developer greeting cards

                         Reference: You rock my hello world_ : Developer greeting cards from our JCG partner Iris Shoor at the Takipi blog. ...
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The Reality of Developer’s Life

In this post I am going to try to illustrate in a funny way the reality of developer’s life. This post is a translation of another post written in Spanish.                   When ...
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20 Kick-ass programming quotes

This post serves as a compilation of great programming quotes, quotes from famous programmers, computer scientists and savvy entrepreneurs of our time. Some of them are funny, some of them are motivational, some of them are… ...
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25 things you’ve said in your career as a software engineer. Admit it!

This article is inspired by an older blog post. I’ve updated it to reflect modern languages and technologies.“It works fine on MY computer. Come and see it in action if you don’t believe me” “Who did you login as? Are ...
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Humour Time: Programming Puns

Though not strictly puns, I tried to make them sort-of funny: - What are you doing on this bench with a bank slip and a marker? - Benchmarking our transactions. What’s “on” on Earth? The air conditional. What do communi ...
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